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Pear Shaped

Image for Pear Shaped Poem © Kate Buttery 2012When it all goes pear-shaped
What shape is the pear?
Is it square?
The shape of the pear?

When it all goes pear-shaped
Tear out your hair
The weather’s not fair
In the shape of the pear.

When it all goes pear-shaped
Does anyone care?
Or see despair
In the shape of the pear?

When it all goes pear-shaped
Sit and stare
Stuck in the chair
The shape of the pear.

When it all goes pear-shaped
What do you wear
No clean clothes spare
With the shape of the pear.

When it all goes pear-shaped
Nobody’s there
Grin and bear
The shape of the pear.

When it all goes pear-shaped
What shape is the pear?
Is it square?
The shape of the pear?

© Kate Buttery 2012